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Desde que tengo uso de razón me he puesto de comer hasta las trancas. He adquirido con el paso de los años la imperiosa necesidad de comer como si fuera siempre la última vez y tuviera que aprovechar a hincharme. Hasta que no siento el estómago a reventar no me quedo saciado. Vamos, que soy un gorufo!
Por otro lado, vengo de una ciudad con la tradición de ponerte pincho con cada consumición. Un pincho generoso. Cada vez que el camarero nos acerca un plato de comida a mi grupo de amigos me lanzo a por el pincho como si fuera una hiena hambrienta. Ya me lo respetan, pero porque me lo he ganado. No es algo que me hayan otorgado por mi cara bonita, sino porque en una ocasión argumenté con ingenio y eso sentó precedente al igual que la jurisprudencia. A ver, me explico:
Estábamos en el mítico bar donde nos reunimos los amigos. Pedimos unas cervezas y nos sacaron un plato con croquetas, una para cada uno, claro. Pero una de ellas era desproporcionadamente grande. No parecía una croqueta, era más bien una almohada rebozada.
Cuando la vi, los ojos se me agrandaron como si fuera un dibujo manga y empecé a salivar pensando en el volcán de sabores concentrados que tendría esa bechamel.
Así que sin pensármelo dos veces le eché mano al croquetón y le di un mordisco (¡qué mal suena esto!).
Un amigo me recriminó que cogiera la croqueta más grande sin dar a los demás la oportunidad de elegir. Entonces yo le pregunté que él cuál hubiera cogido.
-¡¡¡PUES LA MÁS PEQUEÑA!!! – respondió indignado.
– Pues ahí la tienes… – dije tranquilamente señalando el plato.
Hubo un silencio, pasaron unos segundos mientras mis amigos rumiaban mi razonamiento.
Al final ninguno pudo contraatacar ese argumento, todos lo dieron por bueno sin soltar palabra y yo seguí disfrutando de la croqueta más grande conocida por el hombre…
14 noviembre, 2012
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doy fe de que fue así, bueno habría que añadir que el Merluzo soltó el “pues ahí la tienes” luchando por vocalizar mientras aún intentaba domar el croquetón entre los dientes. gran momento, jajajaja
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jajajajaja tragoncete! que chulo el dibujo! 😉
Jajajajajajajajajaja. “Pues ahí la tienes”
Touché!
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Eres un croquetero!!!
doy fe de que fue así, bueno habría que añadir que el Merluzo soltó el “pues ahí la tienes” luchando por vocalizar mientras aún intentaba domar el croquetón entre los dientes. gran momento, jajajaja
Cuidado si estas conmigo porque seré mas rápida y pillare la croqueta antes de que la huelas.
😉
genial!!!!no me cuesta naaaada imaginar la situación!!!! genial Merluzo!
Mu bueno Merluzo!
Muy bueno 🙂
Un saludo,
Jose
Maldito gorufo.
recuerdo estar ahí probablemente te dijera yo que tuvieras un poco de consideración!!!
y parece que fue ayer…