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QUEDARSE CALVO Y LOS POLVOS MÁGICOS

Esta historieta se la dedico a Ismael y Cristina, de Barber Shop Avda. Ámerica (Madrid), que son los que me cortan los cuatro pelos que me quedan.

Se me cae el pelo, es un hecho. De un tiempo a esta parte, la coronilla me empezó a clarear. Ahora ya directamente parece que me ha caído un cometa en la cabeza y ha dejado esa zona arrasada. Por otro lado, no tengo entradas, en eso tengo que estar agradecido, porque hay alguno por ahí que más que entradas parece que tiene un abono para toda la temporada.

Cuando voy a cortarme el pelo, para mí es un poco como ir al psicólogo. Me siento en un sofá muy confortable, me abandono y hablo de mis cosas con el peluquero (Ismael). Le digo cómo van mis merluzadas, le cuento que me he ido a vivir con la novia y también a veces hablamos de algún equipo de fútbol que nunca gana. Él escucha tranquilamente mientras hace lo que puede por disimularme un poco “el cartón”.

Al terminar, me miro en el espejo y me veo estupendo. Estiloso. Elegante. ¡Hasta guapo! Pero de pronto, Ismael  viene con el espejo de mano para mostrarme la parte trasera de mi cabeza y allí veo el agujero que ha formado la falta de cabello. Ya no me siento estiloso, ni guapo.

CALVO

“And the Carton Award goes to… MERLUZO!”

Así que un día le dije:       

– Mira Ismael, esta parte de pasarme el espejo por detrás… A partir de ahora, nos la vamos a ahorrar. Confío mucho en tu trabajo, seguro que me has dejado bien, pero no me enseñes el cartón por favor. – lo dije casi como una súplica.

Él en un principio se rió, pero luego puso cara de estar pensando en algo. Se dio la vuelta y volvió con un frasco, algo parecido a un pimentero. Me dijo que si me podía usar de conejillo de indias para un producto. Algo nuevo llamado “maquillaje capilar” que era como el kabuki pero más elaborado, con keratina y no sé qué leches, que consigue que parezca que hay más pelo de lo que realmente hay. Le dije que sí, que adelante, es lo que tiene no tener nada que perder en este aspecto, que te agarras a un clavo ardiendo.

El caso es que Ismael se pone a echarme la pimienta esa por la cabeza, luego me pasa otra vez el espejo de mano y estaba todo el cartón tapado. Como si nunca hubiera perdido pelo. Era como magia. De verdad que el resultado era espectacular. Hacía años que no me veía así.

Le dije que quería comprar un bote de aquellos polvos mágicos. No para usarlo a diario, porque no quiero ir siendo algo que no soy, pero yo que sé, para algún acontecimiento, una boda, o algo así sería un puntazo ir con el cartón tapado. Ismael me respondió que de momento sólo tenía ese de prueba, que tenía que hacer un pedido. “Cuando lleguen los polvos mágicos (como tú dices), te llamo, ok?” – me dijo.

Seguí con mi vida tan normal, hasta que una tarde llegué a casa y mi novia estaba enfada. Yo no sabía por qué. Empezamos con el juego ese “no me pasa nada” “tú sabrás” “¿no tienes nada que contarme?”. Al final, después de varias respuestas sin sentido me contó que había un mensaje en el contestador de una chica que decía:

–          Merluzo, ya han llegado los polvos mágicos. Pásate por aquí cuando quieras.

Cristina es la compañera de Ismael en la peluquería y fue ella la que llamó. Y claro, mi novia al oír voz de mujer y las palabras “polvos mágicos” pues empezó a pensar cosas raras. O que era de un prostíbulo, o que era algo de drogas, o algo así. Parecía que había estado llevando una doble vida y al fin se destapaba la verdad.

Pero era más bien al revés, yo con los polvos mágicos lo que quería es tapar la verdad, mi vergonzosa verdad:

¡¡QUE YO SÓLO QUIERO TENER MÁS PELOOOOO!!

 


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4 febrero, 2014


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